Funny positive affirmations are best to keep yourself motivated and confident. The good thing about funny positive affirmations is that they are extremely relatable and make you change without hurting your self-esteem.

Here are the top 25 funny positive affirmations to boost your self-esteem:

• Work smarter, not for owning iPhones, but for not fearing their breaks.
• If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 -9 years, you can believe in yourself for at least 5 minutes.
• Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey. 
• Never let anyone waste your time twice.
• Everyone brings happiness to this office. Some when they enter, others when they leave.
• Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it
• I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life. They have show me exactly who I do not want to be.
• When shit happens turn it into fertilizer.
• Wear a smile, it drives people crazy.
• Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.
• Cry a river. Build a bridge. Get over it.
• Remember even your worst days on have 24 hours.
• What consumes your mind, controls your life.
• You mistakes don’t define you, your jokes do.
• Be like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet from inside.